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Imagine being able to use your car, truck or minivan to transfer yourself instantly to the information and products you want without tedious navigation. It's all about convenience, allowing the traditional automotive superhighway to interact and converge with the Information Superhighway!
At last! Combining the Power of the Internet with the Stupidity of Consumers! The convergence of Automotive and Internet technology you've been waiting for!
"With Triple:Cat Wipers, I just turn on my windshield wipers and I'm driven exactly where I want to go!" says an actual user who is actually a paid actor.
We can't believe DigitalConvergence.com hasn't attempted to patent this yet!
After all, DC's CEO, Javon Philyow, is responsible for Tripledge Wipers
Out of Stock!
Chock full of innovative, patented technology!
Multiple Microprocessors Mediate your Internet Experience!
"Chicks at Babydolls really dig how these look on my Porsche!"
We use only the highest quality hot-glue in the construction of
our Triple:Cat wipers!
Regular Price $9.95 (plus $90 shipping and special handling.)
Out of Stock!
Price good only while supply of free CueCat's lasts!
Specifications subject to change without notice.
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