:Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia. Tragically, all Cats suffer from this condition. Your Cat wants to be loyal to you, its beloved owner, but at the same time DigitalConvergence.com claims ownership. How can the Cat function when torn in two like this?

Fortunately a treatment is available: The tension can be relieved by severing the corpus callosum which links the two halves of your Cat's poor, conflicted brain.

Your Cat's plastic hide is tough... but it's nothing the Dremel Moto-Tool and #426 Cut-off Wheel can't handle!

Schizophrenia is a terrible condition. Why not relieve your Cat's suffering today?

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