:Caaaaats iiiin :Spaaace...

I'm sure you've all noticed how aerodynamic these Pussies are. This is no accident. All they need are some Solid Rocket Boosters...

First, use your handy Makita electric drill to cut a Booster Mounting Hole in your Cat.

WARNING: Don't try this with a real live cat!

Just drill down through the ol' circuit board...

Install the SRB...

... and hot glue it in place.

KIDS! Be careful when hot gluing rocket engines and other pyrotechnics!
You may want to get Mom or Dad to help you.

SAFETY CHECK: At this point, all launch-personnel should review the Model Rocketry Safety Code.

Unfortunately, we don't have any insects handy, so we can't really do justice to Rule #6.

Attach the Cat by its tail to the Tethered Engine Test Facility (available at a home and garden store near you).

Stand well back...

5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Ignition!

Mission-control! We're thrusting off-center!

More power to the stabilizers!

Gee, it sure looked aerodynamic to me, maybe in needs bigger fins.

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